Dear God,
I’d like these shoes. I know what you’re thinking- I can barely walk in flats without falling over, so how do I plan on getting around injury-free in 4.25 inch heels? Listen God, I think you’re missing the point, can you please focus on the important stuff, like how hot I would look in them? I could wear them with basically everything- LBD, to work, grocery shopping, the gym. The price per wear is practically going down by every second!
So in conclusion, please give me these shoes. I don’t have the $650 to buy them myself, but I trust that you’ll do the right thing and deliver them to me serendipitously.
hugs and kisses,
C

